- Vampires do NOT sparkle in the sun!
 - Kristen Stewart, otherwise known as Bella, barely shows any emotion.
 - There is way too much romance in the story.
 - Robert Pattinson, otherwise known as Edward, doesn't even like Twilight!
 - Forget Team: Edward and Team: Jacob, I'm Team: Guy who almost hit Bella with a car.
 - Twilight fan girls are freaking crazy!
 - Twilight moms are stalkers...
 - Shark boy is now wolf boy.
 - It changed people's perspective of vampires.
 - Even the worst love stories are better than Twilight.
 




