- Vampires do NOT sparkle in the sun!
- Kristen Stewart, otherwise known as Bella, barely shows any emotion.
- There is way too much romance in the story.
- Robert Pattinson, otherwise known as Edward, doesn't even like Twilight!
- Forget Team: Edward and Team: Jacob, I'm Team: Guy who almost hit Bella with a car.
- Twilight fan girls are freaking crazy!
- Twilight moms are stalkers...
- Shark boy is now wolf boy.
- It changed people's perspective of vampires.
- Even the worst love stories are better than Twilight.